4.28.2009

Live Blogging: American Idol

8:02pm - Songs from the Rat Pack era...oh hells yes. I'm lovin this already.

8:04pm - Jamie Foxx as a mentor? Finally Paula has a reason to blame it on the aa a-a-aa a-a-aa a-a-aalcohol.

8:12pm - Kris "Eye Candy" Allen absolutely seduced every girl in America with that performance of "The Way You Look Tonight". It doesn't even matter anymore if he can sing, homeboy is just damn sexy in that suit and skinny tie.

8:15pm - Simon just compared Kris Allen to a dog and called his performance "wet." Simon, stop letting your kinky fantasies affect your judging.

8:22pm - Finally Allison is wearing a half decent outfit and hairstyle...if you can overlook how many ostriches had to die to make her skirt.

8:27pm - So obvi Allison can sing and according to the judges she's all grown up singing a ballad and that good stuff, but Simon still thinks she might be in trouble because of her lack of confidence. I can't help but think he might be right. Plus, I really just wanna see an all boy top 4.

8:33pm - Ugly Justin is so not gonna attempt "My Funny Valentine". The ultimate Idol heartthrob, Greek God Constantine Maroulis, did this one 4 years ago and killed it. Should be untouchable especially since Matt G clearly doesn't have the hotness to compete.

8:35pm - Is it just me or was that hella short and was his singing really squeaky and awkward?

8:37pm - Mixed reviews from the judges, but Simon is lovin this ish. We shall see, Matt G, we shall see...

8:44pm - Even Jamie Foxx knows the Gokster actually ain't all that. He even got "all up in his grill" to tell him so! Danny does look damn sexy tonight though, glad to see the glasses are back.

8:46pm - I spoke too soon. Gokey totally turned it out at the end. Andddddd he officially won me back.

8:49pm - Judges' consensus? No one in the corner has swagga like Gokey.

8:54pm - When the god of eyeliner met Jamie Foxx.......yah I have no ideas what just happened either in that mentor session.

8:56pm - Adam is gettin all angry and gritty up in this one. Better watch out for this fierce bitch!

8:59pm - Simon says Randy complaining about Adam's theatrics is like complaining that a cow "moos". Quote of the night, thanks S. Luv me some Broadway glitz and Lambert strutting down the stairs.

So the bottom 3 (will they do 3?) will be Kris, Allison, and Ugly Justin. This is a tough call, but I think UG's two week lucky streak may be over and he may be going back to the Nsync cover band that so desperately needs him. But I'd rather see Allison go. The more penises left in this competition, the better.

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