Grenade whistlllle!

Jersey Shore new season January 6th, bitch! Is it just me or did this kinda sneak up on us? Trailer's here!

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More "Jersey Shore" musics

Expect this jam to be competing with "The Situation" rap for the top spot on itunes this week. Another Grammy worthy musical release from the Jersey Shore cast, DJ Pauly D's "Beat Da Beat Up (It's Time To)". There is nothing even resembling singing in this song, which is what makes it so amazing.

Best lyric: "When that beat hits you, you need to fight back. So what I need you to do right now is get down real low and tap that ground. Keep hittin it! Keep hittin it! Now wind your way up. Break that beat! Break that beat! Now pump! Your! Fist!"

Wise words. Good advice.

Jersey Shore season 2 trailer bitchesssss!

No words. Just relish this awesomeness.

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We got grenades man!

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/533558/jersey-shore-season-two-trailer.jhtml#id=1642704

A musical Situation

Mike The Situation woke up one day and said to himself, "I think I want to record a rap song." So he did. That's the way life works when you're a big time reality star. He even got real creative and titled his song "The Situation". You can listen to "The Situation" (the song and the person) here, buy it on itunes really soon, or catch DJ Pauly D spinning it at Karma this summer.

This song isn't bad at all! The Situation is a MUCH better singer than The Countess. I can't really understand many of the words, but there are definitely re-mix horns and multiple mentions of designer names which is what any credible song needs. I'm pretty sure the lyrics are about The Situation being in the club and picking up hoes, but I probably could have told you that before I even listened. The curse words are also blurred out because I guess The Situation wants to stay family friendly...despite the lyric about licking him like ice cream.

Poor Snookers

Bad news? Snooki got her heart broken. She set her gorilla free into the wild after he allegedly cheated on her. I feel a deep personal connection to Snooki so this truly makes me sad. I firmly believe that despite bad decisions with Russ/Ron, Cowboy Keith, The Situation, her recent beau Emilio Masella, etc, etc, that she was truly looking for love.

Good news? Now maybe we'll finally get the TV show we've all been waiting for, Snookin for Love!

A poorly acted Situation

Jersey Shore behind the scenes "rehearsal" footage.
(the video player isn't loving me today but click the link, I promise lols)

I don't think I've seen acting this bad since...well ever. Pretty damn funny though. And who knew Pauly D was pulling a Chuck Bass and covering his real British accent?

Silly nillys, we know you're actually just as toolish as you are on TV!

Megan as a Guidette

Damn you MTV for creating one of the most brillz TV shows in the world with Jersey Shore and one of the most brillz games/work distractions with the "Jersey Shore Yourself" application. While doing legitimate research for a work project, I stumbled upon this. By going through a series of steps such as hair, wardrobe, accessories, tan level, etc, you can make an avatar of yourself in full guido or guidette mode. And who doesn't want that?

So this is me...obvi. Or "KusKus" as my nickname was back in my days as a Jersey Girl (pronounced like the food). She's probably the only blonde guidette in the world and STILL has an amazing poof, but unfortunately the website made her keep her bra on under the JWoww scarf boob shirt. She only has the second lightest level of tan because realistically that's as far as this Irish guidette can get with her tanning skills. Note the scorpion tattoo on the leg for her zodiac sign, and the drink in hand because she's pretty much always drunk and out at the bar searching for juiced, tan guidos.

The sad part is that I considered making my lil Jersey Shore girl legit work research. Oh my job...

Totes inapprops

Prosti-tots at their finest. Thanks to Matty for posting this and thus making my night...and probs my life!

http://www.babelgum.com/4022027/kids-reenact-mtvs-hit-series-jersey-shore.html

My fists are ready to pump

Jersey Shore - MTV Shows

Back off bitch, I started the frickin poof!

Pretty much everyone I know was obsessed with MTV's True Life docs about the Jersey Shore, and apparently the network also knows a good (exploitable) thing when they see it. Get out your Cascada CD and your best muscle tank, because in December they will launch a new full reality series creatively titled Jersey Shore. I think they missed the memo that it's really only referred to as "The Shore" or "down the shore" because really, what other shore is there? I honestly don't think I have ever been this excited for a reality show, this is sure to make Rehab: Party at the Hard Rock look like a nunnery.