Bi-polar much, Danielle?

Wtf? Isn't this Danielle's good friend Danny who she needed so badly to protect her at the Brownstone? How quickly the tides turn in this crazy lady's head. To be fair they probably both have a bit of crazy in them, but to go from needing someone to protect you to calling them a "celebrity stalker" is juuuuust a bit of a 180. YOU kept inviting him out, crazy bitch!

It's a shame, I used to really like Danielle and just wanted to give her a big hug and tell her everything was going to be okay. Clearly I was wrong.

Update: This is NOT Danielle's Brownstone bodyguard, that's Danny Provenzano. HOW MANY EX-CON FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?!?

Danielle Staub’s past has come back to
haunt her and now the police are involved, RadarOnline.com has
learned exclusively. Danny Aguilar, a convicted felon who was once charged as
Staub’s co-defendant, called the Real Housewives of New Jersey star on Sunday
night demanding $100,000 he says she still owes him for bailing her out years
ago with some big time drug dealers.

Aguilar told RadarOnline.com “My money got her out of trouble with these
drug dealers. They wanted her dead and I didn’t want them to kill her. I paid
for it. We all got popped, everyone went to jail and she snitched.” Staub was
arrested in Miami in 1986 along with Aguilar for extortion and intent to
distribute cocaine. Staub entered into a plea bargain with prosecutors and
agreed to testify against Aguilar and others in exchange for five years
probation and mandatory cocaine testing. Aguliar went to prison.

Aguilar told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview that his
conversation with Staub on Sunday night quickly turned ugly, with Staub calling
Aguilar a “celebrity stalker.” She threatened to sue him for defamation of
character. Aguilar says he told Staub “I’m the ‘Real McCoy, I’m the one that did
15 years in a federal penitentiary over you. I’m no stalker.”

Staub contacted police, RadarOnline.com learned. And 15 minutes after they
hung up the phone, Aguilar claims a detective from the Wayne, NJ police
department called him and told him stalking is a crime in New
Jersey.

What kiss?

Today everyone is all "OMG Miley pulled a Britney and made out with a girl on stage". Miley Cyrus performed on Britain's Got Talent and PANTOMIMED a kiss with one of her female backup dancers. It's at the 1:09 mark in this video and seriously don't blink because you will miss it. There's not even lip contact, thus it is not a kiss. Don't dare compare Miley to Britney, Britney's moment with Madonna was legendary and this is child's play...literally.

Megan Wants a...Murderer?

Not me, sillies, Megan Hauserman! (though my co-workers say I look like her...which is a compliment, I think? I'll take it) Allegedly, Ryan Jenkins who was a contestant and alleged finalist on Megan Wants a Millionaire brutally murdered his model ex-wife, stuffed her body in a suitcase, and then hung himself in a Canadian hotel room. Allegedly. Ryan's ex-wife Jasmine Fiore, who unfathomably looks more plastic than Megan, married Ryan in Las Vegas very shortly after meeting him. They divorced 2 months later but were allegedly dating again at the time of the murder. This all took place in the 6 months that have passed since Millionaire wrapped.

When this story started to break about a week ago, I couldn't decide if it was getting so much press because it was legitimately newsworthy, or if it was newsworthy because it involved a "reality star" and a "model". If it was the latter, I feel sad that as a nation we actually consider these people notable celebrities. Is it morbid of me to say that I feel like murders like this happen all the time in local news and it's a bit silly to make such a big deal of this one?

Aside from the whole murder thing, there are so many sad things that this scandal has caused:

-No more Megan Wants a Millionaire. Cancelled. Dunzo. We will never know who won, though rumors say it was TJ (who? idk).

-The completed but unseen third season of I Love Money will remain...unseen. Allegedly (word of the day) Ryan won this hot mess. It also makes me sad to think about all the tools from Millionaire and Daisy of Love who would have been participating in this freak show and all the great footage that must have been filmed that we will never get to rot our minds by watching. VH1 must be scratching their heads in frustration and anger over this loss of programming. Total waste of...well, money.

-I actually thought Ryan was a good catch and predicted him to win Megan Wants a Millionaire. This means I lost the pool, and makes me seriously question my ability to pick the right men. But I guess that's not new news.

Size 6 my ass...

OK magazine is reporting at Sherri Shepherd is down 41 pounds and now fitting into a size 6. Seriously, I don't like blatant lies. I'm a size 6 and I look hella better than that. If Sherri really is a 6 it's time for me to go anno because I refuse to be lumped into a category with that. If she were here right now I'd pull a Janice Dickinson in a classic scene from her crappy/awesome reality show, take off my skirt, and make Sherri put it on and zip up to prove that she fits into the size that she claims she does. It's news stories like this that tamper with America's body image and eff with women's poor impressionable brains (no offence to women, we all know this is true). Sherri, call it what it is, you're a size 10 girlfriend and there ain't nothin wrong with dat.

I always knew she was a lil "short-bus"

Project Runway season 5 second runner up Kenley Collins was arrested for assault, criminal possession of a weapon, and harassment on Tuesday after allegedly attacking her ex-fiance with a laptop, water, several apples (the food, different from the laptop), and HER CAT.

Question: Where is the actual weapon? This bitch is too dumb to even put up a decent fight. She took a lesson from the book of Rock of Love/Charm School's Dallas and resorted to throwing apples at people's heads. Who knew we needed Charm School: Project Runway? This actually may be a genius idea. Round up Santino, Jeffrey and Wendy, and get Tim Gunn in on this ish as the headmaster!

I have no sympathy for Kenley. You mouth off to Tim Gunn and you are dead in my book. Karma's a bitch, biotch!