What kiss?

Today everyone is all "OMG Miley pulled a Britney and made out with a girl on stage". Miley Cyrus performed on Britain's Got Talent and PANTOMIMED a kiss with one of her female backup dancers. It's at the 1:09 mark in this video and seriously don't blink because you will miss it. There's not even lip contact, thus it is not a kiss. Don't dare compare Miley to Britney, Britney's moment with Madonna was legendary and this is child's play...literally.

Dear Miley Cyrus...

Dear Miley Cyrus,

If you sing songs about feeling better while listening to OTHER people's music, your music probably doesn't count as real. Yes, I also like to nod my head and move my hips like yea when a Britney or Jay-Z song comes on. But if one is a legitimate musician, shouldn't your own songs have the same effect, or more? Contrary to the fact that it's #1 on iTunes right now, this proves that "Party in the U.S.A." is a sucky song if even you don't want to listen to it when you're out.

Plus everyone knows that you don't wear kicks to The Club, you can learn that just from watching The Hills.

Please go away,

Megan