-Dina is slowly becoming the Crazy Cat Lady. Why does she now not have any family members in the background of her title slide? What happened to her daughter Lexi? I mean, can't they just throw a bigass picture of Grandma Wrinkles (cat, not family member) up in there? Grandma Wrinkles and her new pussy Ladybug got about 15 minutes of airtime last night, but Dina's people family was nowhere to be seen. Also, Ladybug is possibly even more "special looking" than Grandma Wrinkles.
-When are we going to see The Real Housepets of Bravo? Seriously this is a great idea. I could watch Ginger, Grandma Wrinkles, and Kim's wig all day.
-Caroline's daughter Lauren has a new boyfriend, Vito. Obviously she is dating a guy named Vito, and it should come as no surprise that he's her brother Albie's best friend. That's just how it happens in Jersey, now Chris just has to date Vito's sister.
-Caroline's husband Albert lost a lot of weight and apparently got all hot and stuff. It's obvious that they're now having a ton of sex which kinda grosses me out.
-Danielle and her new bff Kim D are scary together. These bitches will literally cut you.
-Yet Kim seems to be a traitor, making nice with the Manzos and saying she's not all that close with Danielle. Did I miss something or is Kim going to be a new Housewife? Homegirl is working her camera time.
-According to Teresa, you need to marry a Jewish guy but then make him 180 cans of Italian tomato sauce per year. But not when you're on your period. Her daughter Gia is grossed out, not because of periods or crushing tomatoes, but because she doesn't want to marry a Jewish guy.
-This season better get more interesting. Fast.
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