Showing posts with label millionaire matchmaker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label millionaire matchmaker. Show all posts

6.22.2010

Manzo Matchmaker

The Manzo brothers, Albie and Chris, will be among the "millionaires" being match-made by Patti Stanger on the upcoming season of Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker. The boys of course gained fame as Caroline's wisecracking sons on fellow Bravo show The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Season 4 of Millionaire Matchmaker is set to take place in New York City.

Over the past month or so casting calls for female daters for MM4 have been popping up left and right and creating quite the excitement among Manhattan's single women. I've been actively ignoring these castings because I'm saving myself for The Bachelor, but I may have to make an exception if it would mean a shot at dating a Manzo brother. The Manzos are looking for "brunette, Italian, Catholic girls" (me=no, no, yes!), but I still think I'm a great match for them. One out of three ain't bad right? Plus my family knows about The Ham Game and thinks it's hilarious, so I really think everything will just gel with me and Albie and/or Chris. I don't even care that they're not technically millionaires on their own merit, I'd make the perfect wife to the eventual car wash/strip club moguls. And seriously, they are pretty cute. Don't judge me.

2.01.2010

Patti Stanger gets sloppy seconds...again

Almost a year ago I wrote about Cara who was such a reality whore so desperate to find love that she went on not one but two reality dating shows, Mama's Boys and then Millionaire Matchmaker. Unfortunately, this week Patti Stanger once again got reality sloppy seconds in the form of "Loves It".





I couldn't shake the feeling that we had seen this girl before, and after much intense pondering I realized she was originally known as Nicole, the Minnie-Mouse voiced girl from Paris Hilton's My New BFF season 2. I gotta give this girl props, it shows true reality whoring to crash tapings for a second reality show after being eliminated from your first. Perseverance is a good thing, right?

3.30.2009

Reality whores strike again

Everyone keeps coming up to me telling me about this dumb slut from last Thursday's episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo and how funny she is...as if I haven't seen it. Please, bitches, you're working with the master. Yes, Cara Quici is dumb and hilarious on Millionaire, but I'll one up ya. Cara has been whoring herself out on reality tv for some time now, notably as a reject on NBC's recent train wreck, Mama's Boys. I mean, this hoe is quickly making her way to Megan Hauserman level. If you haven't experienced Cara bringing her charm and grace to basic cable then just watch this hot mess:


At least she finally got a date...