3.19.2009

I always knew she was a lil "short-bus"

Project Runway season 5 second runner up Kenley Collins was arrested for assault, criminal possession of a weapon, and harassment on Tuesday after allegedly attacking her ex-fiance with a laptop, water, several apples (the food, different from the laptop), and HER CAT.

Question: Where is the actual weapon? This bitch is too dumb to even put up a decent fight. She took a lesson from the book of Rock of Love/Charm School's Dallas and resorted to throwing apples at people's heads. Who knew we needed Charm School: Project Runway? This actually may be a genius idea. Round up Santino, Jeffrey and Wendy, and get Tim Gunn in on this ish as the headmaster!

I have no sympathy for Kenley. You mouth off to Tim Gunn and you are dead in my book. Karma's a bitch, biotch!

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