Dear "Stallionaires"...

Dear "Stallionaires" (Real and Chance...and their brother who looks like Andre 3000),

I know you think you're very tough. I mean, you have an amazing reality show and all, and you managed to survive being in love with New York. But let's talk about your music, as seen on tonight's episode of "A Real Chance at Love". Last time I checked, if you want to be taken seriously as hip hop artists, you might not want your breakout song to sound like something LFO wrote in 1998, complete with lyrics about girls in the summer.

Just a thought.

That being said, where can I cop that shiiiiiit?

Best,
Megan