Experienced Saturday night at Off The Wagon:
"You have nice wrists." (and then proceeds to grab it)
Totes not creepy at all....
Showing posts with label worst ever. Show all posts
Showing posts with label worst ever. Show all posts
8.10.2009
3.10.2009
Dear Forever 21...
Dear Forever 21,
I'm not allowed to try on bathing suits? Really? Yet I can supposedly still return it. Worst policy EVER! So let's say I buy a bathing suit and take it home. NOW how the eff are you going to control what parts of my body do and do not touch the fabric? Bye bye weird little crotch sticker! Now that I'm not under the watchful eye of the security camera all bets are off. You do realize that this bathing suit now may come in direct contact with any number of bodily fluids, after which I can simply replace the creepy sticker and return the suit? (In the interest of good taste and not voming, I won't elaborate) After all, you have to accept the return: it's been less than 21 days, I have the receipt, and the tags are still attached. Gotcha.
Only hell no am I going to buy a bathing suit that I haven't tried on and probably won't fit into anyway! Because let's face it, what bathing suit ever actually fits? Because I would then have to make another trip back to your store, stand in the inevitable longass line, and still only get store credit back because of your lameass return policy.
So sorry Forever 21, because of your stupidity Old Navy got my bathing suit purchase this year. And I hope your bathing suits get cooties.
Disappointed,
Megan
I'm not allowed to try on bathing suits? Really? Yet I can supposedly still return it. Worst policy EVER! So let's say I buy a bathing suit and take it home. NOW how the eff are you going to control what parts of my body do and do not touch the fabric? Bye bye weird little crotch sticker! Now that I'm not under the watchful eye of the security camera all bets are off. You do realize that this bathing suit now may come in direct contact with any number of bodily fluids, after which I can simply replace the creepy sticker and return the suit? (In the interest of good taste and not voming, I won't elaborate) After all, you have to accept the return: it's been less than 21 days, I have the receipt, and the tags are still attached. Gotcha.
Only hell no am I going to buy a bathing suit that I haven't tried on and probably won't fit into anyway! Because let's face it, what bathing suit ever actually fits? Because I would then have to make another trip back to your store, stand in the inevitable longass line, and still only get store credit back because of your lameass return policy.
So sorry Forever 21, because of your stupidity Old Navy got my bathing suit purchase this year. And I hope your bathing suits get cooties.
Disappointed,
Megan
12.02.2008
Worst fortune cookie EVER
A carrot a day, keeps cancer away...
Wtf? Thanks for that sage advice and the optimism, King Wok!
Wtf? Thanks for that sage advice and the optimism, King Wok!
10.21.2008
Worst TV show title EVER
Soooo...since when do we call New York City "The City"?
Whitney Port from "The Hills" is getting her own reality show about moving across the country, working for DVF, and being single in Manhattan. Dammit where's my reality show about being single in Manhattan? Oh wait, no one wants to watch me sit on my couch in pj pants with a bottle of my good friend Andre...whining about how I can't get a date...while watching crappy shows like "The Hills".
However, I will probably be watching "The City" when it premieres. It's gonna be boring and staged, but it least it'll be something boring and staged that I can (somewhat) relate to.
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