Bravo had their "upfronts" today, which is a fancy industry term for an announcement of what new TV shows they're planning to brainwash us with. Here are the shows you'll be addicted to in the coming months, and whether or not I give my stamp of approval. Click the linkey for actual factual info.
"Silicon Valley" - I did the Googling and yes Randi Zuckerberg is related to Mark, so this show should be legit. And dramaful.
"Life After Top Chef" - Genius. As much as I love Blais and Spike though, I really hope they go for the more obscure people as well. Stephen from TC: DC needs to be back in my life.
"Below Deck" - Lame. Since they're co-workers they probably won't hook up (as much). And who wants to watch reality tv about non-rich people? Ick.
"Huh?" - My thoughts exactly. Too much technology and no Zuckerbergs.
"SUR" - As much as I love Lisa Van Der Pump, I don't know about this one. I highly doubt dogs are allowed in the SUR kitchen, and without Giggy I can't fully co-sign this.
"Miss Advised" - A relationship show and a good pun can win me over any day. Plus I like Emily Morse.
"Newlyweds: The First Year" - Won't work. There was already THE "Newlyweds" reality show, and adding a subtitle won't hide the fact that this will never measure up to the original.
"Gallery Girls" - No. First of all, too many characters for us to get to know (7). Plus no one cares about art.
"LA Shrinks" - Has a chance, but will have to really fight for a spot on my DVR. This show isn't immediately grabbing my attention, but there is unpredictability in the world of crazies.
"Decades" - This sounds like a soap opera my grandma would have watched in the 80's, but I think it's actually the name of a vintage shop. So been done before.
"The Kandi Factory" - I'd rather see Kandi Burruss do a show about sex toys than music, but this should still work out okay. I applaud the Housewives who actually have real skillz to pay the billz.
Unfortunately, several awful Bravo shows have actually been renewed ("Million Dollar Decorators", "Chef Roble & Co", and all time fail "Pregnant in Heels"). And even more unfortunately, "Boys To Manzo" is noticeably absent from the list.
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