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Check out the newest Quiznos commercial...loves it! Those Toasty Torpedoes are damn tasty. But bring back the Sponge Monkeys!




http://perezhilton.com/2010-07-18-one-of-the-oddest-commercials-weve-ever-seen

My new boyfriend

I'm pretty sure the guy in the new commercials for 5 Hour Energy shot is my future husband. (the one about the 2:30pm crash) It's really not a big deal that I don't know his name or anything like that. He's cute and pushing debatably healthy energy drinks on us so that pretty much makes him perfect for me.



Anyone know who he is? Share the love! Or keep him all for yourself...that's probably what I'd do.

Downgrade

Think it doesn't get any more D-List than competing on I Love New York? Wrong bitches!



Buddah from I Love NY season 2 (real people name Ezra Masters) appears in classy fast food chain McDonald's newest commercial. And he didn't even get the starring role. If I remember correctly, homeboy was a new agey life coach or a yoga instructor or something like that, so shouldn't he be morally opposed to stuffing your body with toxins? Nah, money talks...even in what I'm sure was very small amounts.

Christmas commercial of the year

Adorable...yet totes gangsta.

Blast from the Past: Sponge Monkeys

It's the Monday Blast from the Past, because you need something fun to get through your week! Lord knows I do this week...

Today we pay remembrance to:
The Sponge Monkeys!

You may remember the Sponge Monkeys from circa 2003 in one of Quizno's first major add campaigns. As I sat in a Quizno's yesterday enjoying a tasty chicken carbonara sub, I thought about how much character the Sponge Monkeys gave this restaurant establishment, and how America reacted to these delightful little creatures. Many thought they were ugly, disgusting, and annoying, but I feel that they were just misunderstood. When in my freshman year of college I downloaded a Sponge Monkeys screen saver to my dorm room computer that even included sound and singing, my roommate went off the deep end and threatened permanent damage to the computer. But I know she secretly liked the Sponge Monkeys. I mean, who couldn't! I know I want my food being peddled to me by deformed singing rodents that one would swat with a broom or try to poison if found in a kitchen. Don't you?

For more Sponge Monkey goodness, youtube clips of them singing about such topics as toasted subs, coupons and the moon!