Well, by "Lily Van Der Woodsen" I really mean Kelly Rutherford, the actress. But by "preggers" I really do mean preggers!
How are the "Gossip Girl" writers going to handle this one? It would be simply tragic if Lily gets preggers with Bart Bass's baby. For one, that child would just pop out evil and giving someone the "I'm watching you" stink eye. Plus Lily and Bart don't do it. They just don't. Bart Bass is way too busy to make sexy time...unless maybe he hired someone to take care of business for him and keep Lily's needs satisfied. Plus, looks like Bart is about to bite the big one. GG is a family show...kinda. Well it's a family network anyway. And family networks just don't bring babies into this world without father figures.
Or maybe...it's going to be Rufus's baby! Lily has to be sleeping with someone while Bart is always away on business. It's what high society wives do. Yah, I def want it to be Rufus's baby. Rufus really needs to be getting some, and then it will be even more awkward and fun when Dan and Serena inevitably start sleeping together again.
OR MAYBE...Lily has been secretly been sleeping with Chuck! Too gross for the CW? Me thinks not!
Or maybe...the writers are just going to ignore this and we're all expected to pretend like we aren't charting the weekly growth on Kelly Rutherford's baby bump. Yah, this is what will more than likely happen. Damn you, CW.
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