Nooooooooooo

So like any other typical, fame-seeking, American girl, it's been my dream since the wee age of 12 to be on a reality TV show, specifically "The Real World". (Statistically it's harder to be cast on the show than to be admitted into Harvard...America...) Well friends, I'm getting old and am about to enter my last year of eligibility age-wise to become a reality whore on "The Real World". Sensing this and wanting to destroy my destiny, Bunim Murray Productions has scheduled the yearly New York City open casting call for the one weekend when I will be making a trip home to the great city of Pittsburgh. Erego not being in NYC on the date of the casting, erego not being able to be on the show, erego ruining my life! It's not fair! *stomps foot, throws tantrum* I've already auditioned twice and been rejected twice, third time's the charm, yes? No. Third time is mercilessly ripped away from me.

And I will not be one of those whores who puts their video on the internets for the public to vote...I'm looking at you, Greg from RW Hollywood...